After enduring the sweltering heat
which made my skin stick to the blood soaked & drenched pages upon
which I had just written my review for Cannibal Corpse's live show; just
having witnessed the carnage in the pit of zombies, and death walking
terror on stage, I disfigured, why not speak to the killers for an interview
concerning their murder worship. After watching a monstrosity performance
like that, I felt devored by vermin, stripped, raped, and strangled; but
not quite covered with sores. Unleashing the bloodthirsty banter, I decided
the time to kill is now. So I stealthily approached Corpsegrinder,
who was deeply engaged in a solicitous conversation with fellow fans,
concerning Chuck Schuldiner as his impetus for playing metal with decency
defied. After dining on his diatribe, the wretched spawn had me consuming
sarcastic ration ninny after our starting, yet athwarting asymptotic communion.

MettleAngel: Hey brother will you spare
a couple of minutes to answer a few questions for fans of Metal Covenant?

MettleAngel: Well, seeing that Chuck Schuldiner was both an influence
on your vocal style and your solid devotion to metal, let's talk about
the early years. I know you were in a band from Florida called Monstrosity,
do you care to comment on this?
MettleAngel: Actually, no I don't. What
band were you in?
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Corpsegrinder: Get this man, I was in the band
Corpsegrinder and because of my unique vocal growl that's how I got
the nickname. (then he pauses for a moment and asks Zdenka, who is
standing next to us, for a complimentary Estuary CD; since he really
liked her brutal vocals and her performance this evening. She did
not immediately follow through on this, so I intervened, excusing
myself in order to track down Ash, ensuring that George did, in fact,
get a copy of Estuary's CD; they are a such a seriously talented band.
When I returned a few moments later, George, adorning his Grimfist
shirt, was etertaining Wendy by telling her that he knew how to swear
in Swedish, after a casual risible chortle, I resumed the questions.)
MettleAngel: So, George you've been with
Cannibal Corpse for over a decade now. I guess you've really found your
niche in this metal milieu?
MettleAngel: We know what you mean since
we have a demanding three year old son; but we always encourage him to
be a metalhead.
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Corpsegrinder: Having kids is a blast. Lately,
my daughter is really into Dora the Explorer but, seriously, I don't
see the need for kids to learn Spanish at such a young age; so now
I'm glad she's all psyched out about Elmo.
MettleAngel:
Our son digs Elmo too, he even has an Elmo toy electric guitar, with whammy
bar included. For a while there he was also into Poke'mon which results
in usually having stuff thrown at at you. Normally, he just tosses stuffed
animals; but not always!
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Corpsegrinder: Well, I just want to be a positive
role model for my daughters. After we shot our video, recently, I
bought her some cool stuff, like a Dora the Explorer backpack. You
see man, I'm a fool because I never finished school. Granted, overall
I'm a decent guy. I don't smoke anything, and I only drink beer; my
only vice is my addiction to playing Warcraft games all day. In fact,
I've never even been arrested.
MettleAngel: Wow, cool, you've never been
arrested, neither have I.
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Corpsegrinder: I mean I did some stupid shit
when I was a kid; for me, my life is all about the metal When I was
a teenager, me and my buddies would sneak into the woods, drink a
few beers and crank up the King Diamond, but we never commited any
serious crimes.
MettleAngel: Wow, let me get this straight,
here I am speaking to the lead singer of the most prominent and successful
death metal band of all time and essentially, what you're saying is that
you're a role model citizen?
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Corpsegrinder: Well, man I'm not perfect, I
do drink beer, but not hard alcohol, because I need to preserve my
voice. Do me a favor and definitely write this down, I want all Cannibal
Corpse fans to know that it's crucial to stay in school. Education
is essential and fundamental. Knowledge is power, after all, the greatest
instrument known to man is the human mind! Now the internet is there
to provide us with an alternative to the school system so that anyone
can learn whatever he wants to know. It's not like when we were young,
if we didn't like our teachers we were stuck, and thus, out of luck.
But now today, if the kid doesn't like the way his teacher is handling
the subject matter, he can go straight to the computer and teach himself.
We are truly blessed with modern technology.
MettleAngel: I totally agree! The goal in
life is to have fun, never stop learning new and exciting things. Wow,
I can't believe we are actually talking about educational values - expect
the unexpected - I always say!
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Corpsegrinder: Well, actually Alex is the smart
one (jokingly) did you know they named a dictionary after him? As
for me I'm just vulgar, but sincerely I have a good heart, overall.
What else can I say when it all comes down to it we're just a bunch
of dorks in a metal band. But hey, I'm married with children and that
and metal is the meaning of my life.
MettleAngel:
Dude, after speaking with you I've swallowed some serious humble pie.
I never would've imagined you'd be so cool.
Next we turned our attention to Alex Webster to continue the conversation
and focus more on the band.
MettleAngel: I have to be honest brother,
we had a blast tonight even though I'm not a big fan, overall. I really
do love all the bands that influenced you though. For example, last week
we saw Slayer and I know they are always a great inspiration for you.
MettleAngel: I was amazed to discover just
how cool and introspective George was. I assume the show was packed tonight
because this is Pat's hometown. As you are the main lyricist I wanted
to ask you some critical questions.
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Alex: Yeah, we are everday people. We're Just
a bunch of dudes trying to have ourselves a good time. Pat is from
around here; though, so many of his friends did come to check him
out tonight, it was a good crowd response.
MettleAngel: Even so, you are in the most
successful and perenially controversial death metal band of all time.
Given your graphic artwork and gore infested lyrics, don't you envision
the average spectator instantly becoming shocked by the intense imagery
and murderous attitude?
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Alex: Well our band is to music like Eli Roth's
"Hostel" is to cinema. It's the same kind of idea relatively
speaking. Same goes with the early works of Peter Jackson. Now that
we've traveled all around the world, it's always a joy to visit the
sites where some of the most disturbing movies were filmed.
MettleAngel: I understand this analogy,
and intuit the tongue in cheek aspects therein. If one were to watch "Cabin
Fever", and then afterwards check out the commentary track, he'd
discover that Eli calls up his parents during the movie. So, if someone
was shocked by all the gore onscreen initially, after hearing his mom
and dad speak to him about nonchalantly being a little boy obsessed with
horror in his youth, the overall fear, shock, and drama becomes alleviated
and somewhat sardonic & satirical.
MettleAngel:
In life it seems people always condemn what they fear. This ignorance
is what leads to so much confusion contumacy, protuberance, convexity,
&. outright discord.
MettleAngel: I relish in the fact that the
mood, tense, and verb form match with gender, number, & case when
it comes to the mawkish lyrical content. I know you, just like me, are
an old school thrasher, so who are some of your killer influences?
MettleAngel: Man, I'm just aching to hear
the new Accused Oh Martha CD! I have all their other CDs. I first saw
them live in '87 with G.B.H.
MettleAngel: No I did not, but I will definitely
look forward to hearing those tracks soon. Did you ever hear Benediction's
cover of The Accused song - "Wrong Side of the Grave"? It seems
you formed the band in the late '80s just at the time when the thrash
& crossover movement was so prevalent.
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Alex: We love early crossover bands like COC,
DRI, and Cryptic Slaughter but we also love the "Evil Thrash"
by bands like Sepultura, Bloodfeast, and Slayer.
MettleAngel: What do you mean by the term
- "Evil Thrash"?
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Alex: It's that aggresive, intense, brutal,
darker syle of thrash. For example, I love Tom Araya's vocal style,
but if he sang harsh, Slayer would be classified as death metal. I
really love the heavy riffing and brutal beats of this style of metal.
MettleAngel:
Yeah, so do I. I'm so amazed how these new bands keep popping up and getting
signed; as they incorporate more and more Slayer riffs and some of the
older school thrash techniques.
MettleAngel: Oh, I get it. "Evil Thrash"
like Dark Angel and Exodus, as opposed to everyday thrash bands like Anthrax,
Forbidden, and Overkill.
MettleAngel: Yes indeed. Their CD - Slaughter
of the Soul, alongside of nineties era In Flames and Strapping Young Lad
all sewed the seeds of hate towards Metal Core.
MettleAngel: Oh definitely, I will be reviewing
them for Metal CD Ratings very soon. They remind me of Dragonforce meets
Dungeon. They are from Nebraska.
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Alex: Speaking of the good old days, I remember
when we actually opened for Bloodfeast, The Accused, and Dead Brain
Cells. Besides listening to metal, I love to learn new things like
languages, vocabulary and history. (This of course leads to another
30 minute discourse involving my "voracity for veracity"
theory, by which I make use of my etymology skills and knowledge of
Greek and Latin to teach Alex an argosy of arcane vocab terms and
concepts, whetting his appetite for reading my writing and reviews.)
The converstion ended as the bus pulled away. We have no
actual pictures; since the batteries died in our digital camera unexpectedly....
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