Moshpitters - The Spawn Of Satan
Written by Tommy, September 2006
ome of you out there
should really just fuck off and die. Really. Who are these people, you
might wonder? Mentally challenged moshpitters, that's who.
hen I am not talking
about those that are executing and participating in an organised and civilised
moshpit in a circle in front of the stage during parts of a song that
justify that behaviour, because that is totally ok and even encouraged
by me. No, I am referring to you complete losers who, without sense and
reason and during whole concerts, are running from side to side, up and
down, over an as big area as you can, smashing and thrashing into as many
innocent attenders as possible. We don't want to participate in your retarded
ritual, you fucking idiots. That's why we choose to position ourselves
a bit on the side of all this.
any are the concerts
where half or more of it has been completely ruined due to the fact that
all strength and attention have been used to avoid the attacks of these
numbskulls. And then I have even done what I can to avoid it in the first
place: placing myself to the far left, the far right, far back, you name
it. It is all in vain, because you brainless creatures manage to find
and intimidate me regardless.
oone wants you around.
You are like a virus in the metal community and everyone just want to
get rid of you but unfortunatly that seem like a futile task. I don't
really understand what you are doing there in the first place since you
are clearly not interested in the music. Impersonating a neanderthal seems
immensely more important and I don't think you even know or care who is
on't be surprised
if you sooner or later receive a fist or two in your face by an innocent
bystander and have to terminate the concert prematurely. Once again, because
it can not be said too often: fuck you. And I hope you die in a hotel
(Footnote: I feel that a gold star must be handed out to the band Devildriver
for their behaviour during a concert with them I attended this summer.
The singer decided, before a very mosh friendly song started, to split
the audience and make a big ass circle in the middle exclusivly for the
moshers so others would not be bothered. An honorable initiative.)
Tommy - September 2006